Zelina from Texas!
Close friends call me Nina.
That means you guys since I do vent once in a blue moon.
No era penal!
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Step one, discredit the witnesses. Step two, introduce a new suspect. Step three, we bury the evidence.That’s h o w y o u g e t a w a y w i t h m u r d e r .
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
No one is safe. The Walking Dead new season premiere is this Sunday at 9|8c.